Smutty Valentine - Day 6

Today we have the Best Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines (Hammer Club Version)

Smutty Valentine - Day 6

Best Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines (Hammer Club Version)

Nice ass, want me to redden it?

Have you seen my St-Andrew's Cross?

May I serve you, Sir?

Assume the position, boy.

My, what big hands you have.

Is that a giant dildo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Bear or boy?

Bend and spread 'em.

Sean 

smut fixes everything