Smutty Advent - Day 31

We started with the Jeaheads, and we end with the Jarheads!

Smutty Advent - Day 31

Jarheads New Years Eve Menu

Beer

Steak.

Beer.

Baked potatoes.

Beer.

Salad.

Beer.

Rolls.

Beer.

Chocolate pie.

Beer.

Beer.

Beer.

Sean

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Author Spotlight Tuesday - Missouri Dalton

I'm very pleased to have Missouri Dalton in today's Author Spotlight!

What is your favorite thing about A Curse on the Mountain?

It was a chance to get back to my first love, high fantasy, and write something with all sorts of weird creatures, strange magic and mad kings. Of course, I didn't get to write in everything in this book, as it takes place in mostly one local, but the next book is more globe-trotting so I'm hoping to get into all of the little details. So I guess my answer to that is the world building I did. It was so much fun.


Black and white or all the colors of the rainbow?

All colors of the rainbow in this one. While Eldorans are typically pale (and city dwellers pasty) there are dark-skinned people from other parts of the world that have merged with the populace. The Ruvi are dark-skinned gypsies and there are a whole slew of countries with occupants of a myriad of colors. Of course, I didn't get into much of that in this book, but I look forward to exploring more.


Most of your books include paranormal elements. Is A Curse on the Mountain your first fantasy?

Oddly, most of those books were written after I wrote this one. A Curse on the Mountain was first conceived even before the Night Wars books. I have a habit of reading the Belgariad by David Eddings near every year, High Fantasy has been one of my favorite genres. Publication wise though, I'd say The Blight counts as my first "fantasy" novel as it deals with elves and trolls, but this is my first foray into full on world-building from scratch.


Hard or soft?

If eggs, I prefer soft. In fantasy I like them both. This book I think falls in the middle. It's not going to be too crazy for first time fantasy people, but underlying elements are there to gain complexity as I go further into the world.


What is your favorite time waster?

I have a terrible addiction to Candy Crush Soda... I also enjoy Assassin's Creed though, so it's a tossup.


Slaves or leaders?

Both. I can't choose.


How many slaves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hmm. Depends on how the ceiling is I'd think.


Who was harder to write - Myr or Ryall?

Myr, definitely. Myr is a balancing act of power and fear. He's a man on the run when you first meet him. He wants so badly to fix what he broke, but he knows that's not possible. At the same time though, he is strong. Stronger than I think he ever really knows. Ryall for me was always more of an archetypal character. The hero. Though he also has his weaknesses, he was relatively easy to write.


Sunrise or sunset?

Sunset.


Abs or glutes?

Shoulders.


Do you procrastinate more at the beginning, middle or end of the story, or not at all?

In the middle. I tend to get bogged down in the middle every time.


What's the sexiest food/meal?

Chocolate. (I"m an addict)


Can you share some sexy lines from A Curse on the Mountain?

Hmm... Now there's a question I can't answer from the office.

(Sean here -- I'll try to convince Missouri to send a smutty snippet later from home!)

In the cursed city of Var Eldore, perched on a mountaintop surrounded by a frigid swamp, the rain never stops. Former pleasure slave Myr lives in hiding, trying to stay a step ahead of his captor. But there’s more to Myr than he realizes, and destiny has other plans for him. Soon, he counts soldiers, spies, nobles, and wizards among his allies. Their goal is to oppose the king and those who perpetuate slavery, and fight for the freedom of their land. As they uncover secrets and conspiracies, each more tangled than the last, Myr also discovers he has unique abilities to aid their cause—the Redeemers.

As the strength of the Redeemers grows, so does the number of enemies they must face. Each member of their alliance has his or her own demons to battle, and Myr must confront the truth about himself and become the leader they need. Alongside his lover Ryall and the people who have become his family—as well as some unlikely friends—Myr and the Redeemers must prepare for war. If they fall, the city in the rain will follow.

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It's day three of the blog tour and I'm giving away something at each stop along the way! Today, those of you who comment on this post will be entered to win a copy (in the e-format of your choice) of The Hanged Man's Ghost, a book about a cop with a serious case--plus he's haunted.

See more from Missouri Dalton at missouridalton.blogspot.com
twitter: @missouridalton

Missouri Dalton is a writer of horror/paranormal contemporary fantasy and alternate historical novels.

Missouri was raised mainly in transit, slowed down to finish school in one place and was then determined to be as nomadic as possible, if only because that's how things just worked out. She uses writing as an escape from her own neurosi and currently lives with her dear friend Sophia.

Smutty Advent - Day 30

Temple and Luke are from the last book in the Chess series -- The Piercer's Game. This one more or less stands alone as it doesn't feature the Chess foursome except for in passing.

Smutty Advent - Day 30

Temple poured champagne into two glasses and handed one to Luke. It wasn't quite New Year's Eve yet, but they were home, they were together, and he wanted to celebrate now.

"Champagne? Wow, that's a treat!"

"I know, but our life is so good, it deserves to be noted."

"Always." Luke put the glass aside, stepped close and begged a kiss.

Grinning, he put his own glass down.

New Year's Eve, Christmas, whatever the celebration, Luke's sweet kisses were more appropriate and tasted better than any bubbly ever could.

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 29

Tanny is back with a perverse list.

Smutty Advent - Day 29

Most Perverse Things Tanny Has Made

1. Paper mache dildo shaped like a snowman

2. Peppermint flavored ball gag for Jack

3. Fake floggers from chewing gum wrappers and paperclips for Marcus

4. Mixed Media Penis Fountain

5. Foam cocks on a stick (art installation)


Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 28

Rock is back with a top ten list!

Smutty Advent - Day 28

Rock's Top Christmas Foods (to be served from well before Christmas, until New Year’s Eve)

Chocolate Pie

Pecan Lace Cookies

Turkey

Cheese Ball

Sweet Potato casserole (the sweet one, not that healthy crap that was served that one year)

Chex Mix

Candy Canes

Pecan Pie

Pumpkin Pie

Chocolate Pie

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 27

Storm and his man Zeb are from the latest Hammer novel -- Cream.

Smutty Advent - Day 28

Storm hated the holidays.

Hated them.

Cookies and cakes, pastries and endless containers of red fondant.

By the time they were over he was sore and blistered and desperate for a vacation.

Of course, he had to save the red fondant that was left over.

Valentine's day was coming.

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 26

Hutch and his family are back for boxing day -- And Manny Makes Seven is the third book in the Mannies Incorporated series.

Smutty Advent - Day 26

Hutch set the dishwasher on and grabbed a garbage bag, going around the house and picking up wrapping paper, packaging and various other bits and pieces of trash. The day after Christmas was always a bit of a letdown after the excitement and wonder of Christmas Day, but not this year.

He looked at the ring on his finger.

No, this year, the day after Christmas was the first day of the rest of his amazing and wonderful life.

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 25

A very Merry Christmas to all!

Happy Holidays, no matter what flavor you celebrate!

Smutty Advent - Day 25

"Nihi dahózhóonii, da’iinohdlánígíí

"Soti’, t’áá’ánótso Bethlehemgóó

"Naat’áanii yizhchínígíí dadíníil’ii."

Tanny sang over his work, the tune familiar, but the words so strange. 

Billy never got to hear this, Tanny celebrating in his own tongue. He stood in the doorway, silent, soaking this stolen moment in.

"Bich’i’ nidahodiidlaa

"Soti’ nidahodiidlaa

"Bich’i’ nidahodiidlaa

Christ bóhólnííh."

Tanny looked over as he sang the end of the chorus in English. 

"O come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord."

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 24

Yves runs the Shibari Auction House.

Smutty Advent - Day 24

Yves left the Christmas lights on for the night, going out and locking the doors of the Shibari Auction House. They wouldn't open again until after the New Year. It had been a good year. A busy year. And now he was ready for his week off to relax and enjoy and celebrate.

A young man stepped out from the alley, wearing torn, painted on jeans and a tight t-shirt that did nothing to protect the lad from the bitter wind that was kicking up.

"You need company for Christmas? A hundred gets you a blow job."

"How much for the night?" Yves asked, opening his wallet.

Blue eyes went wide. "Five hundred."

"Done." Yves gave the lad the two hundred he had in his wallet. "We'll stop at a bank machine on the way."

His turkey would feed two, his guest bed had clean sheets and no one should have to sell themselves at Christmas.

"My name is Yves." He held out his hand.

It was cautiously taken. "Tony."

"Merry Christmas, Tony."

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 23

Hutch meets his new family in And Manny Makes Seven, the latest Mannies Incorporated novel.

Smutty Advent - Day 23

Adam looked at Hutch, eyes wide. "You bought the littles a trampoline?" Visions of broken legs and arms filled his mind like evil sugarplums.

"You know they're going to love it. And they'll follow the rules. Plus, they make them with these netting things around the outside, so you can't bounce off the trampoline onto the ground."

"Uh-huh." He blinked again. "Did you get Bri a motorcycle?"

"Are you crazy?" Hutch laughed and took him in the strong arms. "We talked about this after the bouncy castle party."

"After which one?" The best parts of bouncy castle parties was getting to jump after the teenagers were tired and the littles were asleep.

"Now you're just trying to distract me."

It was working, too, Hutch's cheeks slightly red, his crotch taking on a distinct swelling.

"Just having fond memories of a certain last night, a few drinks..."

"Uh-huh." Hutch's lips closed over the skin of his throat, the kiss hot, wet and sucking.

"Oh." Oh, maybe... Maybe a trampoline wasn't such a bad idea.

Merry Christmas to all of them.

Sean

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Naughty and Nice Contest winner

Congrats to Katie who linked me up to her favorite holiday food -- Chex Mix!

Katie, please email me at seanmichaelwrites @ gmail . com (without the spaces).

Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 22

Treat and Killian appear in a lot of Hammer books, but they do have their own story: Treat.

Smutty Advent - Day 22

Killian shook his head as Francis and Nick bounced out. "He's got some energy, doesn't he?"

"It's so good to see him so happy."

"It is. Were we ever that young, Treat?"

"Yes." Treat tugged him in, holding him close. "I remember when you were. This is our... mrrphhtieth Christmas together. So you were a baby on our first."

"Tiny. Incredibly young, you cradle robber."

Treat laughed, hugging Killian even tighter. "I had to have you. I still do."

"You have any appointments this afternoon, love?"

"No, I don't. And I know you don't either. We should shut the shop and play hooky. Have an early Christmas celebration."

"Works for me. Let's go play." It felt naughty as hell, which, while it didn't bode well for Santa's list, it worked for him.

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 21

Little Francis and his master are the stars of Beaten.

Smutty Advent - Day 21

Little Francis had two weeks off.

Two.

For reals.

Treat grinned over at him. "You excited about your Christmas cruise?"

"Uh-huh. I'm going on a boat. Me."

"I bet you have a wonderful time with Nick."

"Of course I will." It was a cruise for men like...like them. It was going to be amazing.

The bell over the door rung and his Master walked in, looking so handsome.

"Hey, Kitten, are you ready to go?"

"I think so?" He was so revved up he was bouncing. "Are you?"

"I am. The bags are in the car and Frank is double parked."

Frank was driving them to the docks, and would take the car home so he could pick them up again when they got back.

"Oh, cool. Okay. Time to go!"

"Yes." Master Nick wrapped him a hug first, kissed him. "I can't think of anything better for Christmas than two whole weeks to concentrate on you."

"No?" Oh, wow. That felt cool.

"Not one single thing." Nick kissed him again, tongue sliding in his mouth, teasing his to come out to play.

"Guys, you have to go," Treat called out.

"We do." Nick smiled down at him, eyes never leaving his. "See you in a couple weeks, Treat."

"Have fun, boys!"

Francis nodded. They would. They totally would.

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 20

Sometimes you have to revisit the Jarheads a lot. A lot.

Smutty Advent - Day 20

Rigger wrapped the presents before he headed out for a walk, wandering on the beach with the dogs, easy as you please. He was bundled up in a jacket, but the cold wasn't too bad, really, just brisk.

Christmassy.

He had everything he needed for the big day -- the groceries, all his presents, booze, and chocolates. Enough of the later to make his Marines happy.

He looked back, the lights twinkling merrily. Rock and Dick had put them up and the house looked magical. The secret of course, was that their home was magical, whether it was Christmas or not, they all took care of each other. He chuckled. He was getting sentimental in his old age.

Like his looking had drawn them, Rig spied his Marines coming down the beach.

Oh, merry Christmas to him.

Ho. Ho. Ho.


Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 19

Sometimes I just have to come back to the Jarheads.

Smutty Advent - Day 19

Dick's Favorite Christmas Activities

Christmas morning 69 (with three)

standing under the mistletoe -- and what happens when he does

presents!

saying thank you for presents (and not with words!)

Christmas breakfast

Christmas walk on the beach

three on a couch, lights on the tree after dark on Christmas night

munching his way through the day

sex on the couch

Watching Rock and Rig kiss under the mistletoe

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 18

Boom and Raptor are from one of my Christmas stories this year: Guns, Leather and Tinsel.

Smutty Advent - Day 18

Boom hung the lights at the bar, turning them on and testing to see whether the slow blink or the slow fading worked better.

"I like the fade, honey." Raptor was hanging weird little Harley Davidson garlands that said, 'go, go, go'.

"Sure. It's your bar." He gave Raptor a wink and stopped playing with the button.

"Our bar. Partner."

Fuck, he loved the sound of that word, with all its different meanings. It threatened to make him mushy and gushy. "Yeah. And I'm going to pound your ass over the bar to prove it, too."

There. That was more normal. There was only so much sweet and light any man could take.

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 17

Like I said, all the Drawing Straws boys wanted to participate.

Damon's Wish List

All of his guys home safe.

Also, he wants the fucking chemo to work.

Sean 

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Smutty Advent - Day 16

And Erik.

Erik's Wish List

Damon healthy.

Sean

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Naughty and Nice contest (because it's Monday and this Monday needs a contest)

I have holiday dishtowels that say "Naughty" and "Nice". I will give them away along with the holiday ebook (from this year or past years) of the winner's choice.

Just leave a comment with your favorite holiday treat -- be it cookie, pie or other (I will also accept non-holiday treats if you have an all over favorite). If you include either the recipe or a link to the recipe, it will count as two entries into the contest! I will pick a random winner on Saturday -- so you have until midnight Friday to leave your comment.

Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 15

All the Drawing Straws boys wanted to participate in this one.

Joe's Wish List

Damon healthy.

Sean

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The Biker's Pup available for early download!

This one was meant for a submission call that, in the end, it didn't fit. However, the characters grabbed hold of me from the beginning and were a whole lot of fun to write, so I'm glad they showed up.

This one even suggested a sequel to me before it was over -- once you've read it, I bet you guess which character will be featured in the second book!

Whip came to the Gay Riders Carnival fundraiser weekend looking for a good time, but what he found was infinitely better.

Whip always has a good time at the Gay Riders Carnival, and this year he’s hoping to meet up with some studs and top last year’s festivities. The last thing he expects when he walks into his cabin is to be nearly bowled over by a skinny lad with a bruised jaw.

Nick came to the Carnival with his so-called Master Dirk, but instead of having a good time, things moved quickly from bad to worse and Dirk responded to his safeword with a punch. Running away and hiding was Nick’s only option.

Broke, alone and not entirely sure how he’s going to get home, Nick thinks Whip is a dream come to life and he’s just waiting for the other shoe to drop. For his part, Whip is drawn to the sweet pup and falls hard for Nick over the course of the long weekend.

But what’s going to happen when the weekend is over?

Available now for early download at Totally Bound!

Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 14

The Drawing Straws boys wanted to share their wishlists, too!

Tork's Wish List

Damon healthy.

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 13

Can't have Jim's wishlist without Marcus'!

Marcus' Wish List

New Leatherworking Tool set

Sounds

Kindle

Vacation with his boy

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 12

Jim is back for another go!

Smutty Advent - Day 12

Jim's Wish List

New Nikes

Amazon gift cards

New nipple rings

Vacation with his Master in London

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 11

Trey and Lucien are from Size Matters -- and they have a follow-up novel coming in early 2015!

Trey listened to Lucien struggle with Christmas decorations. There was a lot of cursing involved in Christmas trees, apparently.

"The damn tree branches don't want to straighten out. I thought getting a fake tree was supposed to be so much easier than a real one."

Trey just stayed in his chair. At least it didn't smell bad...

"I'm sorry," Lucien apologized. "This was supposed to be a quick thing."

"Are you having fun?"

"Not particularly." Lucien sighed.

"Then let's do something else." What did he know about the trappings of Christmas? A pine scented candle and a few cookies and he was good.

"Are you sure? I wanted to give you..." Lucien's voice faded away, then he chuckled. "God, I'm an idiot. Of course you don't need a fake tree and decorations for it to feel like Christmas. What would make it feel like Christmas for you?"

"Cookies. Music. I like the stinky candles."

"That all sounds so much easier." Lucien sat on the floor at his feet, leaning against his legs. "I think we should make love before we worry about any more decorating, though. I found this candy-cane shaped dildo..."

"It...there's a hook?" He felt his eyes go wide.

"I'm not telling -- you're just going to have to find out for yourself." Lucien sounded extra naughty.

"Santa is going to have you on his list, you know?"

"I sure hope so. I have plans for that lump of coal!"

Oh God, his poor ass. He couldn't wait.

Sean

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New Covers!

I have the covers now for the two books I have coming out next Wednesday with Torquere.

It's been two years since Neil's Master Chris passed away unexpectedly and he's ready for someone to touch him again. More than ready. The problem is that everyone is respectfully keeping their distance. Participating in the annual charity Hammer Auction seems like the perfect opportunity to announce his readiness, and to get some of the touches he craves so badly at the same time.

To Neil's surprise, his best friend and neighbor, Master Dalton makes the winning bid, leaving Neil to wonder if he must continue exist alone and untouched. Master Dalton has a secret, though, one that might change Neil's life forever.

My story in the next Cereus anthology (Cereus: Rescue) is called Rescuing Spirit and features a Shaman who is slightly touched, and the Spirit Bear he rescues.

Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 10

I love and adore Frank and Gordon, who get their story told in Push.

Smutty Advent - Day 10

Frank played Santa for the kids.

For the Hammer.

For the homeless.

For the returning vets.

For the wounded cops.

Then he went home to stew and a smile and long showers.

Gordon played Santa for Frank.

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 9

Jack and Oliver are of the Hammer, but they refuse to be tied down to a single story, preferring instead to wander in and out of everyone else's story.

Smutty Advent - Day 9

Jack bit at his fingernails, trying to figure out how to broach the subject with Master Oliver.

"Boy, what on earth is wrong?"

He jumped; he'd been so caught up in his own head. "I'..." He swallowed, took a breath and told himself to just say it.

Oliver watched him, head tilted. "Jack? Talk to me."

He took another breath and the words shot out of him. "I don't want to have the Christmas party this year."

"No? Why ever not?"

"I want it to be just us this year. No stress, no fuss, just you and me."

"All right, Jack. If that's what you desire."

He shook his head. "Not if it makes you unhappy, Master."

"Oh, my boy." His master opened his arms, offered him a warm smile. "You make me happy."

He flew into Oliver's arms, hugging him tight. "I love you, Master."

"As I love you, my dear love."

He tilted his head, begging a kiss. He knew some people might be disappointed, but he'd followed his heart, needing to have time with his master.

Needing to have time to breathe.

Together.


Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 8

Damon and his own personal Santas are from the Drawing Straws series. So far there is Erik and Joe. Tork will be out in January.

Smutty Advent - Day 8

Christmas was different with cancer.

Damon was curled up in bed, his laptop buzzing. Erik was deep undercover, Tork was on duty. Joe was... Oh, who the hell knew where Joe was?

The smell of strawberries hit him, the fresh fruit the only thing he'd wanted for hours. Joe was standing there, a pint of the red berries in hand, a Santa hat on his head. "Merry fucking Christmas."

"Strawberries."

The hat landed on his bald head, the soft thing warm. "Yep. Ho ho ho."

Christmas was different this year, but he had his own Santas to take care of him.


Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 7

You knew the Jarheads were going to get multiple spots in the smutty advent entries, right?

Smutty Advent - Day 7

Rig's Top 10 Favorite Christmas Songs

10. Beautiful Star of Bethlehem by the Judds
9. If We Make Through December by Merle Haggard
8. Leroy the Redneck Reindeer by Joe Diffie
7. Merry Christmas from the Family by Robert Earl Keen
6. Christmas Cookies by George Strait
5. Pretty Paper by Willie Nelson
4. O Holy Night by Martina McBride
3. Feliz Navidad by Clay Walker
2. All I Want for Christmas is You by Vince Vance and the Valiants
1. Let It Be Christmas by Alan Jackson

Sean

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Bad Elf. No Candy Cane now out and contest winner!

Congratulations to Suzanne E, winner of the Giant Candy Cane Pole contest!

Bad Elf, No Candy Cane is my story in the Peppermint Twist themed stories for Changeling Press. Look below for details on the contest Changeling is running - you're automatically entered just by buying the book at the publisher's site!

Bad Elf, No Candy Cane

When candy maker Syllabub runs away from the North Pole, Claus sends his best enforcer after the wayward elf.

Power is good at his job, but when he finds Syllabub in the sweltering heat of Ottawa in July, the last thing he wants to do is return to the North Pole.

Is there something between them? Or has the heat gone to Power's head? Only time will tell.

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Changeling Contest Details:

It's time for our 11th Annual A Very Changeling Christmas Contest
Changeling's Naughty Nights of Christmas -- with a Peppermint Twist:

Twelve winners will receive one Changeling book of your choice.
Five Golden Ring winners will each receive Free Books For A Year --
Five winners, one book a month all year (2015, five winners, 12 books each)
One Peppermint Twist winner will receive one book a week all year (2015, one winner, 52 books)

The best part -- all you have to do is buy any Peppermint Twist Christmas title at ChangelingPress.com between now and December 31st, 2014, and you're automatically entered to win.

Winners for the Free Books for a Year Contest will be announced December 31st at the Changeling New Year's Eve Party, held on our Changeling Press Readers' Loop.

The Not So Fine Print:
* Naughty Nights of Christmas Winners are eligible to win more than one prize.
* Winners will be chosen randomly from purchasers of books in the Changeling Press Peppermint Twist Christmas Series.
* Each Peppermint Twist Christmas e-book purchase made in 2014 before the final prizes are announced counts as an entry.
* Winners may choose any Changeling titles currently in production on the ChangelingPress.com website at the time the prize is awarded.
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* Free e-book download links do not accumulate, and will expire if not used within 30 days from the date on which they were awarded.


Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 6

Simon and Jeremy are from the Hammer Club world. You can find the beginning of their story in Forged.

Smutty Advent - Day 6

Simon got out of the taxi and grabbed his bag. He took a moment just to look at the house. Work had taken him out of town for two weeks. And so close to Christmas. He was tired, frustrated and so eager to see his lover.

Moving to the door, he let himself in.

Jeremy was sprawled out on the sofa, a pizza box and a six pack in front of him, snoozing away. The house was tidy, the only evidence of mess was right there, in Jeremy's beard, the way he could tell Jeremy had been sleeping downstairs.

Someone needed a bath, a shave, a scene. And to help with house decorations. The place looked very unchristmassy.

One stump was propped on the back of the couch, the other hung free. God, Jeremy was such a stud. And all his.

Putting his bags aside, Simon locked the door and went to the couch, sitting next to his beautiful man.

"Tell me you're real, beautiful. Tell me my master's home."

"I'm home, boy. Now you tell me what's wrong with our bedroom.,"

"You weren't in it."

"And that's a reason not to take care of yourself? Pizza, beer, no decorations, not taking proper care of yourself." He stroked Jeremy's cheek above the beard.

"Shh. I like pizza." Jeremy pushed into the touch, expression one of joy.

"Man cannot live on pizza alone." He couldn't wait to shave Jeremy's beard off. "You look like Santa."

"Ho ho ho." Jeremy frowned. "Am I getting puffy and white?"

"No, it's just the facial hair. You know I like you clean shaven."

"I know. I just... I was missing you."

A ball of warmth began in his belly. "Are you telling me you stopped grooming so I would do it when I got home?"

"I'm telling you I was just in a holding pattern."

"Uh-huh. We'll start now."

"Do you want some pizza?"

Simon laughed. "No. I want you to sit up while I get the razor and some water." He suddenly felt full of energy, invigorated. Ready for anything. Ready for his boy.

Ready to get them both ready for Christmas.

It was good to be home.

Sean

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Smutty Advent - Day 5

Barton and Kendall are from the novel Blue Collar. These guys were supposed to be a short novella, but they surprised me -- I love it when they do that!

Smutty Advent - Day 5

Barton slipped the keys to the black corvette stingray into Kendall's stocking. He couldn't wait to see his lover's face in the morning when his lover saw exactly what Santa had brought him.

Almost giddy, he ran up the stairs and slipped back into bed.

Kendall turned toward him, snuggled into him. "Stay with me."

He snorted. "Where else would I be?" This was his man.

"Mmm. Shh. Sleeping."

"No, I think you're awake. And I think we should prove just how naughty we can be."

"Sleeping, evil man." Kendall was grinning.

"Could have fooled me."

He found Kendall's cock, hard, reaching for his hand, and wrapped his fingers around it. He knew the sweet ass was plugged, knew Kendall was ready for him. He rubbed his thumb across the tip of Kendall's cock as he shifted, as he moved between Kendall's legs.

"I have a special delivery for you."

"Oh? A package?"

"Uh-huh." He laughed, letting his prick nudge the end of the plug. "A special Christmas package."

"You going to deliver the male?"

They laughed together, both of them trapping the joy in their kiss.

Sean

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Guns, Leather and Tinsel now out!

This is my Christmas story from Resplendence :)

Undercover cop Brian “Boom” Simpson is working the week before Christmas so the guys with families don’t have to. He’s on the hunt for a motorcycle club that’s running guns. His work leads him to The Rusty Tailpipe, a biker bar just outside of town where the Bloody Sundays hang out.

Raptor Evans, owner of The Rusty Tailpipe, loves his life. He owns a bit of land, and his bar, where he doesn’t put up with any trouble, running a tight ship with the help of his trusty baseball bat. When Boom comes walking in, the drool worthy stud turns Raptor’s world upside down, in more ways than one.

Can Boom and Raptor’s fledgling relationship survive Boom’s job, the Bloody Sundays, gunrunners, and Christmas?

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New Mannies, new Hammer and Hammer reprint released!

It's a huge week for me release-wise! These three came out yesterday from Torquere Press!

When Adam's parents died three years ago, he kept his five younger siblings together, playing parent as best a twenty-one year old could under the circumstances. Now his academic mentor Helena has passed away from cancer, and Adam doesn't know what to do. He's shocked, but grateful when a reading of the will determines that he's not only inherited her beloved shi tzus , but also the house, a generous trust for everyone's education, plus three million dollars, some of it earmarked for hiring a nanny.

Hutch has worked as a nanny since he was nineteen, when he took over the care of his neighbors children when both parents were killed in separate missions overseas. He's worked with several families since and feels confident he can handle five children aged four through seventeen.

Hutch's arrival is just what Adam needs and as Hutch begins to turn the big house from Helena's place into their home, Adam and his siblings begin to see Hutch as more than just the nanny.

Can a path of tragedy and sorrow turn the corner to happiness and love?

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Storm owns the Beat & Cream bakery, popular with the Hammer Club members for its name, the amazing pastries Storm bakes, and his willingness to make all sorts of naughty creations. Not into the lifestyle himself, Storm loves the punny nature of the name of his establishment and everyone he's met have been nice.

Zeb, an unattached Top and Hammer Club member hears about the bakery and knows he must check it out for himself, given he has the world's biggest sweet tooth. He finds the pastries delicious, but he's even more taken with the owner himself, and sets out to woo Storm.

It's easy to fall in love with someone who makes you laugh and brings your life joy, but what happens when that happens with someone who isn't into the same things you are? Zeb and Storm are about to find out if they can find some mutual ground, or if Zeb's lifestyle will keep them apart.

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Want to catch up with what three of the Hammer Club’s most popular couples are getting up to? Then the nine stories this anthology featuring Marcus and Jim, Billy and Montana, and Simon and Jeremy are for you.

The stories in this anthology have been previously published on their own and include: Groceries, Deck the Sub, Water and Steel, Hands Tied, Market Day, Tanny and the Cage, Heaven Sent, Brownies, and New Legs, New Year.

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Smutty Advent - Day 4

Rook and Jason belong to the Chess world.

Smutty Advent - Day 4

Rook sprayed glitter onto the windows, singing along with the Christmas carols on the radio at the top of his lungs. Jason watched him, book in his lap as he manfully tried to study. Moving from the windows, Rook started decorating the small tree in the middle window with tiny ornaments and tinsel.

It would have been easier -- maybe -- to concentrate on his textbook if Rook hadn't been naked. And the mistletoe hung in his bellybutton ring wasn't helping either. Only Rook would hang mistletoe right above his cock.

It was enticing Jason to go kiss that pretty prick, too. Surely he knew enough about bones for today, right? Right? Right.

When he closed the book with a snap, Rook's singing stopped, his sweet lover looking over at him with shining eyes.

"Want." That was all Jason said. All he needed to say.

Rookie threw all the tinsel in his hand at the little tree he'd been so carefully decorating, and was in front of Jason before he took his next breath. That sweet cock was already firming up.

Jason leaned forward, kissed the tip. Oh, merry Christmas to him.

Rookie moaned loudly, hands dropping to stroke his head.

A very merry Christmas.

Sean 
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The Swag Man Delivers now available!

I've got a story in this year's Dreamspinner Advent Calendar, but if you haven't picked up the Advent Calendar, all the stories have been released on their own :)

My story is The Swag Man Delivers.

Orpheus “O” Drummond, a recent Ph.D. graduate, is visiting Australia after defending his thesis, and being dumped by his boyfriend. While alone on the beach in Australia was not how he’d originally planned on spending his Christmas, when O runs into Gage, he figures Santa knew exactly what he was doing.

Gage is traveling away from his Texan home, trying to “find himself.” When he finds O instead, he doesn’t think things could have worked out better. Together Gage and O celebrate Christmas in the best way they can think of.

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Bad Elf Contest!

My Christmas story with Changeling's Peppermint Twists holiday series is out tomorrow, and I found this giant candy cane pole which I thought was the perfect giveaway tie-in.

All you need to do is send me an email at seanmichaelwrites @ gmail . com (no spaces) with "giant candy cane pole" in the subject line and I will randomly pull a winner on Friday in order to pop it into the mail to you on Saturday.

Bad Elf, No Candy Cane

When candy maker Syllabub runs away from the North Pole, Claus sends his best enforcer after the wayward elf.

Power is good at his job, but when he finds Syllabub in the sweltering heat of Ottawa in July, the last thing he wants to do is return to the North Pole.

Is there something between them? Or has the heat gone to Power's head? Only time will tell.

It'll be out tomorrow and you can find it here.

Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 3

More Hammer Dudes! Marcus and Jim started it all with Bent.

Smutty Advent - Day 3

Marcus came home and slipped his packages into the office before heading for the kitchen.

"Something smells wonderful."

"Pumpkin soup and garlic biscuits, Master."

"Mmm. Those are new."

His baby was becoming more than a little adventurous in the kitchen.

"It's okay, though, right? You don't hate pumpkin soup, do you?"

"I don't know, I can't say I've ever had it." He opened his arms for his boy.

"Oh, I hope it doesn't suck." Jim pushed into his arms, cuddled in.

"I bet it's delicious. It's almost Christmas isn't it?" He hugged Jim hard. "You couldn't serve me a bad dinner this close to Santa and elves."

Jim's laughter rang out. "Oh, sure I could. You remember the uncookable chicken?"

"I have tried, very hard, to wipe that whole thing from my memory!"

"You and me both, Master." Jim's kiss was merry, filled with all the joy.

Life was good most days, but Christmas upped the joy quotient enough to be noticeable and he did love how it made his boy glow.

"Merry month of Christmas, baby."

"Happy Christmas, Master. I love you."

"And I love you. More than I can ever actually tell you."

Which only made this time of the year all the better. No matter what was for dinner.

Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 2

Hammer dudes! Billy and Montana are from Found, Snared and Owned.

Smutty Advent - Day 2

Tanny hated the run up to Christmas.

He worked his ass off, head down, making books, making art, making things to turn into money to buy things to give people.

Still, his master loved his gifts -- handmade and store bought -- and so did his friends, his new family, so he did it. He worked.

Tanny did it for the smiles.

Sean

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No Regrets Winner

Congratulations to Katherine Halle, winner of the No Regrets contest!

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No Regrets now out!

No Regrets has been re-printed by Amber Allure!

Drake is a musician and singer with a career that has spun out of his control. When he gets an invitation from an old friend to come and spend some downtime in the country, he happily turns off his cell phone and heads to the middle of nowhere.

Artist Scott hopes Drake will find some peace on his little farm, and sets about making his old buddy right at home. Can the two of them fight off Drake's fame and find happiness together, at least for the Christmas season?

It's currently 35% off at Amber.

Sean
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Smutty Advent - Day 1

Wooo! It's December 1 and that means Smutty Advent is back!

This year, there will also be a picture along with whatever smutty bit of fic is on offer. Happy Holidays to all!

We start off with the Jarheads!

Dick and his lover Rock and Rig are some of my most prolific characters! The threesome's story begins with Three Day Passes, but you can go way back to the beginning and see how Rock and Rig met in Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

Smutty Advent - Day 1

Dick carried boxes of food between the parking lot and the community center's kitchen. Everyone had cooked at home, so he could smell the turkey and the stuffing and the gravy. As well as the pies. He'd carried in everything from chocolate to pumpkin to pecan to apple. There were vegetables of every variety and squares and cookies. It was a veritable feast.

Which was the point, of course.

This year not only had they volunteered time, but the gym was sponsoring the dinner as well, and they had twenty five dollar gift cards for the local grocery store to go to every person who came to the free dinner.

There were presents under the big tree in the corner, too. Games for the kids, hats and gloves for everyone. Just because it didn't get cold in California like it did the northern parts of the country, didn't mean it was warm all winter.

He carried in the last box and watched as the ladies in charge of the dinner set everything out on the long table. It was a great spread.

Rigger was leaning against the doorframe, eyes warm, face all smiles.

"Thank you, dearie," the littlest old lady he'd ever seen said to him.

He gave her a "you're welcome," and moved over to join Rigger.

"Hey, Pretty. Merry merry."

"Hey, Rig." He gave Rigger a kiss. "Merry Christmas. I'm glad we did this. It feels good."

"It does."

Rock was playing Santa, the old man looking happy as hell.

"We should make Rock dress up like that for us this year. I know I've always wanted to give Santa a blow job."

"Oh, you're a sick, sick puppy, Dick." Rig cracked up. "I knew I liked you."

He blushed slightly, amazed that he still could. It was a good blush, though, and he loved that he'd made Rig laugh.

"We'll have to see if we can't find him a costume for Christmas Eve," Dick suggested.

"Sexy Santa, huh? Something to make him feel good."

"Oh, we've got Rock feel good making down pat -- I just want to throw a seasonal costume into the mix." Dick knew Rig had a mouth Rock would do anything for. Including wearing a Santa costume today for the kids, and on Christmas Eve for them.

Covers!

I just got three new covers!

Cream and Screwdrivers are coming December 3rd and Cereus: Rescue is coming December 17.

  

Sean 

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