There's lots of advent calendars out there.
Lots of chocolate ones - I've got a Purdy's chocolate one. But there's plenty of others.
How about a cheese one?
Or a Lego one?
Here's a neat wooden one.
How about a boozy one?
You can even get advent calendars for your dog!
But none of them are smutty like what you'll find here most days!
smut fixes everything