Top Ten Tuesday

How about a naughty one?

Top Ten Dildo Shaped Vegetables

10. Potato - short and thick
9. Butternut Squash - long and thick with a huge base

8. Hot Pepper - small but powerful!
7. Sweet Potato - medium length and think

6. Eggplant - depending on which kind - very small and thick, or long and thin or thick with a thicker base
5. Parsnip - thin and fairly long
4. Carrot - thin and long
3. Zucchini - a little thicker, not too long
2. Cucumber - a little thicker and long
1. Corn on the Cob - the goldilocks dildo vegetable - medium thickness, fairly long, with built in slight ridges.

This list is not an endorsement of any vegetable to be used as a dildo.  ;)

Sean
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