Top Ten Tuesday

How about a naughty one?

Top Ten Dildo Shaped Vegetables

10. Potato - short and thick
9. Butternut Squash - long and thick with a huge base

8. Hot Pepper - small but powerful!
7. Sweet Potato - medium length and think

6. Eggplant - depending on which kind - very small and thick, or long and thin or thick with a thicker base
5. Parsnip - thin and fairly long
4. Carrot - thin and long
3. Zucchini - a little thicker, not too long
2. Cucumber - a little thicker and long
1. Corn on the Cob - the goldilocks dildo vegetable - medium thickness, fairly long, with built in slight ridges.

This list is not an endorsement of any vegetable to be used as a dildo.  ;)

Sean
smut fixes everything

Top TenTuesday

Keeping with the animal theme - here is a top ten list for the rest of the beasties that are out there.

Top Ten Reptiles and Fish

1. turtle
2. frog
3. shark
4. gecko (the son has a spotted one and he is adorable)
5. bearded dragon
6. komodo dragon
7. jellyfish (to look at - they are beautiful)
8. sea anenome
9. neon tetra
10. beta fish

Sean 

smut fixes everything

Top Ten Tuesday

How about birds? I love birds. I used to feed them in the backyard, but all the seeds that fell onto the ground attracted rats so the feeders had to go. We get all but the flamingo and eagle here.

Top Ten Favorite Birds

1. flamingo
2. heron - they visit the creek out back of the house and look like prehistoric creatures.
3. robin (that harbinger of spring)
4. raven
5. cardinal
6. blue jay
7. finch
8. eagle
9. red wing blackbird
10. hawk

Sean

smut fixes everything

Top Ten Tuesday

How about a top ten list of wild but smaller animals? The kind you might find in the city.

Top Ten Animals (city dwellers)

1. rabbit
2. chipmunk
3. red squirrel
4. ground hog 
5. fox
6. raccoon
7. grey squirrel (yes, I am differentiating the colors, because they are different and the black squirrels are very reminicent of rats and are not on my list
8. coyote
9. mouse (so tiny and cute - I found one living in the bbq one spring)
10. skunk (adorable, just don`t go near one!)

Sean

smut fixes everything

Movie Monday

Saw Ready Player One on Blu-ray and I have to say that I loved it! Now that was an enjoyable couple hours.

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I loved a lot about this movie. Most of all I enjoyed seeing all the references to other movies and how that was built into the storyline. I definitely want to go back and see it a second time, this time watching specifically for references.

It was neat because it referenced back to the early days of video games - I know I'm not the only one who remembers pong! - all the way through to the future. Which, given that I have family members who have virtual reality glasses and sit there with them on, looking silly as they emerse themselves in the video game, isn't really that far-fetched at all.

The storyline was good. They characters were great - I especially liked seeing how they all looked outside of the game compared to their avatars. And the running gag of the kid who was eleven which was such a surprise to everyone who knew him from the game first was fun.

The bad guys were really bad. And the kids got everyone involved. As I said, I loved all the references to sci-fi/fantasy movies and games through the ages.

I definitely reccomend this one simply on it's own merits.


Sean
smut fixes everything

Book Day Wednesday

My second book in the Supers series is now available for pre-order on Dreamspinner Press!

This book features the same guys as in the first book, only this time it's Will who gets his story told. This one threatened to go full on horror story and I had to pull back and re-write the last quarter of the book. Luckily the characters agreed that it needing fixing. This is a romance with horror story elements, not the other way around! So not to worry, everyone comes out with their limbs intact, and ther is an HEA ;)

No cover as yet - there will be a cover reveal to share soon.

The Librarian's Ghost

Can love survive the perils of MacGregor House?

The Supernatural Explorers are back and looking for their next big paranormal case. They might’ve found it in a plea from Payne, a mild-mannered librarian who has inherited the family mansion—MacGregor House. Since moving in a few months ago, Payne’s exhausted the list of ghost hunters and experts in his quest for help. The Supers are his last chance.

So why does normally good-natured cameraman Will take an instant dislike to Payne? For that matter, why has he felt irritable and angry since they arrived at the site? It soon becomes clear that the answers they seek will be found in the basement—where nobody has gone since Payne was a little boy. As the haunting grows deadlier, things get sweeter between Will and Payne, but all hell’s about to break loose when they breach the basement door.

Will they be ready?

The Librarian's Ghost is available for pre-order here.


Sean
smut fixes everything